If You're Not Gay, Go Away

The devil wears black and he goes by Jack.


*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

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hitler was just being himself and look what happened

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kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

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When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way



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Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

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there’s a tradition where if you step on the campus seal in the middle of the quad you won’t graduate in 4 years unless you touch a statue of our school mascot (a goat that’s is like 60 feet away across an open field) within 10 seconds and I just watched a senior accidentally step on it, holler “SHIT” at the top of his lungs, drop his bags, and break into a dead sprint across the lawn. I love college

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